It was a great day at the beach;
We built castles and played on the surf.
It’s time to leave, and I have to pee.

Mom’s all packed and ready to go;
Little brother is in the stroller.
But sometimes you just gotta pee.

Everybody is unhappy;
Mom is mad and brother is crying.
And I’m lookin’ for a place to pee.

The bathhouse is too far away;
I have to do this while folks walk by.
But sometimes you just gotta pee !

— Don Simmons