OK, now wait! Before you get mad at me for substituting a more provocative title than Hitachi Backhoe (which, now that I think about it, could be considered even more suggestive), let me explain. I was looking up Hitachi on the internet (where else? I think the World Book Encyclopedia is now defunct) for a title prompt and found out Hitachi is a highly diversified company that operates eleven business segments.Take my word for it, the list is terribly boring. But I did find out that you can purchase the Hitachi Magic Wand Massager through Amazon. And, at the time of this writing, if you want it by Wednesday, July 9, you should order within 5 hours 54 mins and choose Two-Day Shipping at checkout. The details are as follows:
- 1 yr warranty
- 2 powerful speeds, low 5000 rpm, high 6000 rpm
- Most popular massager for over 30 years
- Non phallic appearance
- Electric for constant, powerful vibration
(No remuneration was offered by the Hitachi corporation or accepted by myself for consideration!)
(Please be sure to check out Photos By Emilio when you get the chance. They have color there!)


What a great post Emilio, laughing out loud here. 🙂 Your humor is just something unique! And, you tell a good story! Wait, there was a photo also… really nicely done! 🙂
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Thanks. You know I’m often amazed that I was able to find myself a woman who enjoys my sense of humor and was willing to put up with it night after night! Of course, sometimes I can be serious. But it’s not quite as much fun!
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I think life with a guy without a good sense of humour would just be so boring. 🙂
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This machine looks enormous! the black and white makes it look even more dramatic
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Actually the machine was not really that big. It’s just that I’m so small!
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Very clever Emilio! And nice image too!
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Thanks, Robyn. My original narrative was not nearly as clever!
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You continue to be a clever and funny man. Good post.
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Thanks, Mike. It helps me make it through the day!
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Thanks. I’m always afraid of offending someone, then it passes! 🙂
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Incredible B&W and clever, clever post!
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Great post with interesting B & W photo and some rather fun and amusing rhetoric. Now all is that is needed is a tune to go along with the jokes. Powewrful stuff here.
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Thanks, Michael. I don’t sing but I could do a bit of soft shoe….
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Reblogged this on The Visual Chronicle and commented:
Love black and white ?
Visit Monochromia – https://groupexpo.wordpress.com
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And the earth moves!
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That’s all I’m saying!
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Great post and photo Emilio but are you sure Hitachi didn’t throw you a free “Magic Wand Massager” for the plug, LOL.
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What? I can’t hear you over that constant hum!
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